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Parasuco 

This Montreal based high-end denim brand founded by Salvatore Parasuco is World renowned for its sophisticated sex appeal and extensive range of styles, washes, and fits. Complete with it own cult of celebrities following it was one of the top 10 influential denim designers in North America. It competes with top brands such as Guess, Diesel, Abercrombie, Seven Jeans and Mavi. This iternationally recognized name can be seen everywhere allowing it to be around for many years to come.
Olga: "Hey Katinka did you see Patrisha's Parasuco jeans."
Katinka: "Ya, i did, too bad were stuck with these ugly jeans we got from Wal-Mart"
Olga: "Lets go find her and give her a knock on the head for being so ridiculously good looking."
Parasuco by Christopher Borge December 31, 2005
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the parascope 

n. a penis trick, while in a hot tub descretely remove your penis from your swimwear, then slowly raise your body until the tip of the penis has breached the surface to the surprise of the other hot tub residence.
Dude you are so gay! i can't believe you just did the parascope without warning me first.

Oh my god, we were in the hot tub with my parents and my boyfriend actually did the parascope!
the parascope by MB DUB February 22, 2006

Parascope 

While one is relaxing in a hot tub with others, the act of poking the head of one's penis just above the surface of the water, like a submarine's parascope.
While Kerb was hot tubbing, he pulled the Parascope on his friends.
Parascope by Hoodness April 23, 2011

parascoping

The act of quickly turning your chat window on Facebook on and off, just to take a look at what friends are online. It is a tactic which allows the user to avoid unwanted conversations with idiots.
I was parascoping on Facebook last night, spotted Jenny so I quickly submerged again. That broad has all the personality of herpes.
parascoping by hooligan1968 January 17, 2011

parascope 

When a male proceeds to drop his tescticles onto anoter persons eye sockets (consciousness is not an issue) and then place his erect penis on their forehead therefore making it look like the person is looking through a parascope
Man remeber at the party last night when you gave that brod the parascope when she passed out
parascope by Mattyosa October 31, 2007

parascoping

verb.

When one's penis goes though the opening of his boxers. Usually occuring when getting out of bed, or after sitting.
Dan: "Good morning Christy!"

Christy: "Dude! Fix your boxers! You're parascoping!"
parascoping by parascoper November 13, 2011

Parascoping

When one gets a boner in waist deep water causing the tip to protrude the surface.
While at the swim up bar, Matt was caught parascoping while speaking with an attractive girl.
Parascoping by CleverIdiot April 17, 2015
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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