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parascope • the parascope • parascoping • periscope • Parascience • periscope depth • Paracore • paradope • Parapooper • Parascapist
the parascope
n. a penis trick, while in a hot tub descretely remove your penis from your swimwear, then slowly raise your body until the tip of the penis has breached the surface to the surprise of the other hot tub residence.
Dude you are so gay! i can't believe you just did the parascope without warning me first.
Oh my god, we were in the hot tub with my parents and my boyfriend actually did the parascope!
Oh my god, we were in the hot tub with my parents and my boyfriend actually did the parascope!
the parascope by MB DUB February 22, 2006
Rusty Periscope
The act of sitting on a girls face, with your balls resting on her eyes as if shes peering through the lens of a periscope, while she simultaneously jerks you off.
Rusty Periscope by Johnny Chimpo221 March 14, 2011
periscope fart
When you press your butt against a hard, flat-surfaced chair and fart, but there is no place for the gas to escape except up the crack of your ass. and out at the top.
Dude, I laid the biggest periscope fart in detention. I press my butt cheeks against the hard chair and farted and the gas came bubbling up the crack of my ass and peeked out at the top!
periscope fart by Stagmen June 20, 2017
chocolate periscope
When you take a giant dump and it's so big that the log sticks up out of the water like a chocolate periscope.
Dude come here I wanna show you my chocolate periscope!
What? Nooo Dude I'm not into men!
No you dork its in the toilet, check it out...
Duuuude that's awesome!!
What? Nooo Dude I'm not into men!
No you dork its in the toilet, check it out...
Duuuude that's awesome!!
chocolate periscope by minuccp February 20, 2011
Up periscope
The act of hiding a random, uncontrollable boner by directing it upwards and binding it against your waist with your belt or pants waistband.
Up periscope by Sporklord February 19, 2011
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.