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Paramystic

A person who stands at the threshold of mystical understanding-not fully enlightened, not a master, yet moving beyond ordinary perception. They navigate the edge of awakening, exploring consciousness, presence, and truth, living in the space between. They interpret the ineffable through language, art, or insight so others can find the threshold too. They are translators of awakening-messengers from the in-between.
You could call Waylander a paramystic; he sees the world in layers, between the mundane and the extraordinary.
Paramystic by Waylander Outrider October 25, 2025
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Derived from 'paralysed' or 'paralysis' is commonly used in slang to describe a state achieved after drinking too much.
Note: This word is often wrongly written and pronounced as paraletic
What did you do at the weekend?
I went out with the lads and got absolutely paralytic playing drinking games.
Never again!
paralytic by ant July 5, 2004

Paramistic 

Paramistic is the state of being both paranoid and optimistic at the same time.
"Stop staring at me, you cheery person!" "I'm totally Paramistic right now."

paralytically incorrect 

When, following the consumption of unhealthy amounts of alcohol, ones usually easy going and tolerant views are discarded for a somewhat more robust manifesto.

Stemming from 'paralytic' (Brit. slang) meaning extremely drunk.
Hello Bob. Did you have a good time last night?

No Ted, I feel like shit and I can't remember how I got home. I hope I didn't become paralytically incorrect.
paralytically incorrect by Antony December 20, 2003

Paramistic 

To be "outside the glass"; to view things as neither hopeful nor the worst, but as is.
She was being paramistic with her test results being a D+, keeping in mind that she will graduate school eventually.
Paramistic by Xandred April 13, 2022

Paralytic Possum 

The ultimate female sub. The subbiest of all subby female subs. Extremely submissive woman.
A submissive woman isn’t enough for me, I need a paralytic possum.
Paralytic Possum by Bhigdon November 29, 2021

paralytic ileus

A condition where poop can not exit the intestines and has to come out the other way. (pooping out of the mouth)
Cris- hey, my intestines hurt, maybe i have para... *SHIT MOUTH CANNON*

Zach-holy shit (literally!) you pooped outa yo mouth sun!

Cris- yeah i must ha... WABABATHROWUPPOOPWABABA... have paralytic ileus
paralytic ileus by Mista God January 1, 2012