Paramistic 

Paramistic is the state of being both paranoid and optimistic at the same time.

"Stop staring at me, you cheery person!" "I'm totally Paramistic right now."

Paramistic by Patrick3252366362457468568 September 9, 2006

Paramistic 

To be "outside the glass"; to view things as neither hopeful nor the worst, but as is.

She was being paramistic with her test results being a D+, keeping in mind that she will graduate school eventually.

Paramistic by Xandred April 13, 2022

parasitic troglodyte

An intensely ugly, unattractive, unwanted person. Often used in a self-degrading way. Someone of low intelligence, a Neanderthal.

Man, I made a stupid decision, I'm a parasitic troglodyte.

parasitic troglodyte by sweetswede August 17, 2010

parasitic lifestyle 

An intentional, manipulative, selfish, and exploitative financial dependence on others as reflected in a lack of motivation, low self-discipline, and inability to begin or complete responsibilities.

he lives a parasitic lifestyle and is totaly dependant on his Babys momma

parasitic lifestyle by pub10der November 5, 2013

Partyistic 

An idea in which a new player asks a profligate amount of request to party a strong player in order for the new player to become strong eventually or due to laziness of the new player making his or her character strong on their own. Usually occurs in MMORPGs (Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Games) and the request is most likely rejected by the strong player due to the new player's lack of attention to the strong player's statements that he or she doesn't want to be partied with the new player. Can also be associated with noob.

New player: pt me, im noob

*Uses party command on Mayhem1230*

Mayhem1230: Can you leave me alone, you are so partyistic.

*Rejects party*

New player: plzzzzzzz, pt me, im noob

*Rejects party, resulting for the new player to spam the party command until Mayhem1230 agrees to party*

Partyistic by StealthBlackHand March 20, 2009

parasitic friend 

A "friend" who really isn't a friend at all, but rather assumes that they are your friend and becomes very needy and dependent on you because you are their only "friend" they have.

Friend 1: You're driving Kayla to and from school for the rest of the year?
Friend 2: ....Yeah...
Friend 1: I thought you hated her!
Friend 2: She's a parasitic friend

parasitic friend by HollaShawty May 26, 2010

Parasitic Troglodyte

A repulsive, grotesque person of the male species. One who specializes at repelling females, and making people around them vomit uncontrollably. Usually smells like the inside of a hobo's butt, or two skunks fighting over some mushy poop.

Adam, Charlie, and Matt just walked in and everyone started puking. They are hideous and they stink, what a bunch or parasitic troglodytes.

Parasitic Troglodyte by smallandwimpy November 4, 2011