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Parade Gay

In gay society there are several "social" rankings, much like traditional Hindu Castes, that form Homo-Society. At the top of these rankings is the classification Parade Gay. This means you are so gay that not only are you in the closet but the clothes in that closet are described as "fabulous". Put simply, you are so gay that you could be featured in a parade, hence Parade Gay.
Myles:"Dude I fucking love the band Queen"
Trey: "Bro Queen was super Parade Gay"
Myles:"No they weren't"
Trey: "Yes they were and therefore so are you"
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Gay parade 

A meeting of about 400-500 JoJo fans in a nearby park. They usually leave behind filled and crusted cumsocks and used diapers.
Fuckin jojo fans, i hope there won't ever be another gay parade around these parts again“

gay parade 

Rimsky-Korsakov's "Procession of the Nobles"
i was listening to NPR and the gay parade came on
gay parade by YAYAYAYAYA November 16, 2003

Russian gay pride parade 

Russian Gay Pride Parade -when the fireworks you hear are actually gun shots and the shrieks are people screaming and not the whistle of the firework
Aron-Hey man did you see the show last night?
Bill-yeah it turned to an absolute Russian gay pride parade

Parade of Gays 

Coined by philosopher and comedic genius Adam Carolla, this term is used to describe a group of three or more gay people congregating in one area. You can have a murder of crows, a herd of cows or a parade of gays.
"Wow, I had an interesting morning. First I saw a gaggle of geese, then I came across a parade of gays on my way in to to work."
Parade of Gays by Carollafan2 September 19, 2012