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paparazzi pouch 

Makeshift infant carseat, i.e. one's lap, to be used when fleeing obnoxious photographers. Spawned from the dippy mother of invention herself, Britney Spears. Illegal everywhere except in the State of Denial.
"Quick! Aunt Ethel's got the camera! Throw the baby in the paparazzi pouch and let's get outta here!"
paparazzi pouch by Maw Kettle April 4, 2006

Paparazzed 

Although it looks like a past participle the verb cannot really be conjugated apart from "paparazzed" and "paparazzing".

Being "paparazzed" means being photographed sometimes by some annoying guy handling a camera (paparazzi) in an intrusive way.
I went to a party yesterday and I paparazzed all the young and nice ladies.

I went to downtown for a walk and I've been paparazzing the people there.
Paparazzed by Mellowiz September 5, 2007

paparazzle 

Who gives a rat's poop chute if the Paparazzle get a few thousand photos of her
paparazzle by Paparazzle October 15, 2010

Political Paparazzi 

The transformation of the media from journalism to sensationalism as the news has gone from a service to a business...
The cable news networks at one time has some sort of sense of journalistic integrity... now they're just Political Paparazzi trying to play King Maker...

Paparbrizzi

paparbrizzi n. (pa par brit' zee)
Paparazzi dedicated to following Pop star Britney Spears 24/7. Celebrity photographers who choose to focus only on Britney Spears, knowing they will have daily shots of Britney that are at least internet postable, and likely saleable. Paparazzi who latch on to Britney Spears as the "low hanging fruit" of paparazzi celebrity subjects.
Rookie paparazzi's who latch onto the top paparazzi subject.
After her release from the hospital, Britney Spears was surrounded by the constant flood of "paparbrizzi".

The photographer became a "paparbrizzi" due to the frequency of Britney sightings, and the potential for profit.

Britney Spears sometimes seems to enjoy the "paparbrizzi"
Paparbrizzi by Viva Vic Vegas February 11, 2008

paparazzle.com 

I'm on www.paparazzle.com. Pow - right in the Paparazzle!
paparazzle.com by Paparazzle October 18, 2013