Panty Surprise

The opposite of a "Dick Pic". When a woman sends unsolicited lewd pictures without warning.

When a woman sends scandalous pictures

"Brandi caught me off guard with her Panty Surprise in the middle of my work meeting! "

by Noxim19 December 19, 2024

cow patty surprise

when you take a shit and it resembles an unborn fetus.

Teacher: Mohammed, what in the name of FUCK took you so long?
Mohammed: I had a cow patty surprise

by chicken fried negro sammich March 30, 2009

Okeana surprise party

After being rejected sexual release from your parter, you wait for them to fall asleep, elavate to your haunches and stroke your donger until you are ready to ejaculate.... at that moment you slap them in the forehead and yell "surprise" as you paint your load across their unsuspecting face.

Jim " so did you get laid last night?"

Dale " no but when she fell asleep I gave her the ol' "Okeana surprise party" and then wiped my dick off on the curtains"

by happymeats August 3, 2013

Maryvale Surprise Party

A Maryvale Surprise Party is a drive by shooting by an illegal mexican in Arizona.

I was sound asleep when three mexicans in a 1976 cadillac decided to throw a Maryvale Surprise Party

by mooseantlers October 31, 2008

Surprise Party

Occurs when an unexpected guest knocks on your bedroom door when you are masturbating and about to orgasm, and you open the door and ejaculate on them, shouting "Surprise Party!" Common in college dormitories.

I knocked on my neighbor's door to ask him if I could borrow his scissors, and to my horror he appeared at the door completely naked with his hand on his penis and promptly ejaculated in my eye, shouting, "Surprise Party!"

by stoned_philosophaster December 29, 2007

Surprise Party

During intercourse, oral sex, or mutual masturbation, the male ,upon reaching his climax, proceeds to ejaculate upon the torso of his partner. At this point the male tosses a handful of confetti all over his partner and yells "Surprise!"

Wow, that was fantastic, your sister will be scraping the remnants of that surprise party off of her chest for hours!

by Waffle XXX February 26, 2009

surprise party

When a lot of people you don't know show up at your house because they heard you were having a party.

Person #1: Dude, last night was such a surprise party!
Person #2: I know! Where the fuck did all those people come from?

by ke$halover November 17, 2010