Panty Hose 

A substitute word for condom

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"hey do you have the panty hose?"
"yeah."
"okay...let's do this!"
(strange noises come from bedroom)

Panty Hose by GirlScout January 3, 2009

Panty Hose Melter - P.H.M. 

A male person who is so incredibly hot, he can melt the panty hose right off most female people. Term originated in the late 1980s early 1990s when people actually wore panty hose.

Did you see John Schneider in that Zaxby's commercial? Man, he is a total Panty Hose Melter - P.H.M.

Panty Hose Melter - P.H.M. by MereCat January 12, 2009

Panty Hose Melter  

A P.H.M. is a male person who is so incredibly hot, he can melt the panty hose right off most female people. Term originated in the late 1980s early 1990s when people actually wore panty hose.

Did you see John Schneider in that Zaxby's commercial? Man, he is a total Panty Hose Melter or P.H.M.

Panty Hose Melter by MereCat January 12, 2009

panty hose tag 

we're not sure, but it's pretty suspect behavior, that's for damn sure.

"Mike! Quit playing panty hose tag with the vicar and get in here this instant!"

panty hose tag by 7B-Boys December 14, 2008

P.H.M. - Panty Hose Melter

A male person who is so incredibly hot, he can melt the panty hose right off most female people. Term originated in the late 1980s early 1990s when people actually wore panty hose.

Did you see John Schneider in that Zaxby's commercial? Man, he is a total P.H.M. - Panty Hose Melter.

P.H.M. - Panty Hose Melter by MereCat January 12, 2009

hose party

a gathering of individuals, all of them male.

a party with no females, during which males end up burping, lighting farts and drinking idiotic amounts of beer.

i went to Jason's, but left immediatly...I was in no mood for another hose party

hose party by Journas October 9, 2003

Beef Steak Pantyhose 

(noun) A Drag Queen's undergarments of sheer, close-fitting legwear, covering the wearer's body from the waist to the feet.

I was at Freddie's Beach Bar for the drag show when this performer fell off the stage and displayed her "beef steak pantyhose" to the entire audience.

Beef Steak Pantyhose by kerb-stirer September 20, 2013