Panty Cactus

When pubic hair reaches a thickness and length so that it pokes through the material of underwear, obviously more apparent in females.

Most often the result of not shaving/waxing for a while.

I hooked up with Jenny on the weekend, but dude you shoulda seen the panty cactus! I told her to shave then come back.

Panty Cactus by Faff October 28, 2007

Pant Cactus

Refers to the condition of a man's testicles 5 days or so after shaving them. Round and prickly, the Pant Cactus is a foe to one's comfort, inner thighs, and the ladies. See: Manscape

"I look like a perv because I have to keep adjusting my balls - this Pant Cactus is so damn prickly! I'm never shaving my balls again!"

Pant Cactus by Regay January 9, 2010

Cactus Party 

Two hairy people fucking

I Joined in on the biggest Cactus party at work yesterday

Cactus Party by titfuck69 April 19, 2009

Cactus pants 

(Noun) The state of having the specific length of stubble on your legs that actually causes you or someone else physical discomfort.

OMG, my cactus pants are killing me. I'm going to put on some sweats so I don't poke myself in my sleep.

Cactus pants by Pepper Lover July 16, 2016