Faff's definitions

Panty Cactus

When pubic hair reaches a thickness and length so that it pokes through the material of underwear, obviously more apparent in females.

Most often the result of not shaving/waxing for a while.

I hooked up with Jenny on the weekend, but dude you shoulda seen the panty cactus! I told her to shave then come back.

by Faff October 28, 2007