Pants Hook

Sexual etiquette requires the female host of a romantic liaison to provide a hook or hanger upon which a gentleman may hang his trousers during foreplay and intercourse, lest they be wrinkled.

W: Kind sir, please make use of this pants hook upon my wall for your Guess Jeans.

M: Thank you, kind floozy. I can tell you are a woman of exceptional breeding.

Pants Hook by Lord Wilmore March 6, 2010

I'll hook you up with the good parts. 

I'll tear you out of that red sweater and khakis and screw your brains out.

Jake: "No. Really. There are no markdowns, just great rates"
Maya: "Pull around back in twenty minutes. I'll hook you up with the good parts."
Jake: "When you want the real deal....."

I'll hook you up with the good parts. by feed the dogs January 4, 2021

Hooker Pants 

Having pants of a hookerish nature.

Jen got a pair of new hooker pants. She looks mighty hookerish.

Hooker Pants by Popsp24 September 8, 2011