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Panty beard 

The unsightly pubic hair sprouting from around a females panty line.

Known also as the Panty Goatie, this is the phonomenom of which lack of the female self pruning causes pubic overhang from the edge of panties.
I went to remove her panties, and noticed she had a panty beard, thus I retracted and crawled up my own arse!
Panty beard by VampireG May 15, 2005

pant beard 

Female pubic hair escaping out of the side of her underwear due to failure to trim and landscape on a regular basis
Ooh bab, remind me to get me pant beard done before Benidorm

Fucking hell bab, you best sort out ya pant beard, ya look like you're harbouring bin laden
pant beard by Superbells May 15, 2017

pantsbeers 

Drinking a beer by pouring the beer in your pants. Made famous by Tulane University.
Student 1: Bro, did you watch Henry killing those pantsbeers at the tailgate.

Student 2: yeah man, it was fucking wild.
pantsbeers by Johnnytulane October 27, 2019

Pantsbeard 

The lustrous goatee formed within the confines of the pants.
"I just finished giving him a blowjob and now I have pantsbeard stuck in my teeth!"

"I wonder if the drapes match the pantsbeard..."

pantsbeer 

When you and the boys are drinking and you decide to release 12 fluid ounces of greatness down your pants. This is known as the pants beer popularized by the university of Oklahoma.
Who wants to rip a pantsbeer!?
pantsbeer by Mgregor December 10, 2023

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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