Pantree

For those who keep looking around in the pantry to actually go out and touch some grass. This term can be used when you want to call someone who's constantly looking for food or someone who is mildly obese.

Dude, why don't we go watch some pantrees, rather than continuingly going through your pantry????

by theawesomenessperson June 8, 2025

Pantried

The opposite of a closeted homosexual, a straight person pretending to be gay.

That guy may say he likes to rock the cock, but he's really pantried and wants my punani all over his face.

by Shaggs138 December 20, 2010

pantrection

The process by which ones pants mimics the shape of a small and unappealing erection. This phenomenon caused by the folding of material surrounding the crotch region of a male or manly female creates a large amount of embarrassment over the fact that one has an erection and also the fact that one has a small erection (not a large erection as one obviously has). Most common when sitting, but also possible when standing on rare occasions. A pantrection is not contagious, unless a bumrection is being experienced; where the forced sitting makes a pantrection a highly contagious condition.

Mrs Carontoinko: Oh dear....Mr Carontoinko.....your erection, it is so huge!!!
Mr Carotoinko: Oh I am sorry dear, I know I said I would have the operation.....but that is not me...I am much smaller....that is all....pantrection.
Mrs Carontoinko: Take off your pants....I need to be alone with them for....27 minutes

by Whilma Zan Zeykenstein January 27, 2006

plantreeshrub

A person who likes the rain.

She said she likes the rain. She is such a plantreeshrub.

by iamnotdylan May 25, 2014

Baby Pantries

If you break it down, its easy. Babies drink from tits to get their food. Normal humans eat from pantries to get their food. Therefore, another term for breasts, is Baby Pantries, because they are a babies pantry.

Look at those Baby Pantries.

I'd like to dance on those Baby Pantries with my mouth

by Roundhouse Cutback January 12, 2012

patree

A way to say “I don’t want to repeat myself” after already saying something. A nicer way to say “nothing” to someone asking you what you just recently said.

1-“What did you say?”

2-“patree”

by BFMO April 20, 2018

patreek

He s a annoying slave of alampreet but is a bit beta he snt a stick of meat loef stucc 2gever

''Oh My GoD pAtReEk, ShToP sUcKiNg AlAmPrEeTs pussy

by thebloodyclass May 12, 2020