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Pantried 

The opposite of a closeted homosexual, a straight person pretending to be gay.
That guy may say he likes to rock the cock, but he's really pantried and wants my punani all over his face.
Pantried by Shaggs138 December 20, 2010
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pantrection 

The process by which ones pants mimics the shape of a small and unappealing erection. This phenomenon caused by the folding of material surrounding the crotch region of a male or manly female creates a large amount of embarrassment over the fact that one has an erection and also the fact that one has a small erection (not a large erection as one obviously has). Most common when sitting, but also possible when standing on rare occasions. A pantrection is not contagious, unless a bumrection is being experienced; where the forced sitting makes a pantrection a highly contagious condition.
Mrs Carontoinko: Oh dear....Mr Carontoinko.....your erection, it is so huge!!!
Mr Carotoinko: Oh I am sorry dear, I know I said I would have the operation.....but that is not me...I am much smaller....that is all....pantrection.
Mrs Carontoinko: Take off your pants....I need to be alone with them for....27 minutes

plantreeshrub 

She said she likes the rain. She is such a plantreeshrub.
plantreeshrub by iamnotdylan May 25, 2014

Baby Pantries 

If you break it down, its easy. Babies drink from tits to get their food. Normal humans eat from pantries to get their food. Therefore, another term for breasts, is Baby Pantries, because they are a babies pantry.
Look at those Baby Pantries.

I'd like to dance on those Baby Pantries with my mouth
A way to sayI don’t want to repeat myself” after already saying something. A nicer way to say “nothing” to someone asking you what you just recently said.
1-“What did you say?”

2-“patree”
patree by BFMO April 20, 2018
He s a annoying slave of alampreet but is a bit beta he snt a stick of meat loef stucc 2gever
''Oh My GoD pAtReEk, ShToP sUcKiNg AlAmPrEeTs pussy
patreek by thebloodyclass May 12, 2020