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panhandle behavior 

Acting as one who lives in the “panhandle” area of a state. Specifically murdering people close to you without any reasonable expectation of getting away with it.
Did you hear about Junior? He got arrested for shooting his wife in their home. Claimed it was a burglary gone wrong but it seems like classic panhandle behavior.
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pankhudi 

Pankhudi is the best name and not only the name even the person name Pankhudi is the best and beautiful. She loves everyone who loves her. She will be nice to you if you are nice to her. She might seem like a good person but she can totally turn into a bitch if you are bitchy to her. She is really cute and pretty.
God man I wish I was Pankhudi she is so pretty
pankhudi by someone you know (WHCI) November 28, 2018
Pankaj is an introvert person tries to hide his feelings by showing coolness.. Portrays as if he cares about nothing but he actually does.... A fun loving person loved by all... Positive in nature
.... Hiding lot if emotions inside but showing none..
Person :pankaj u okay?
Pankaj :oh yes (with a big fake smile)
Pankaj by Grookie January 13, 2021

Pinkham's Law 

No matter how big an asshole in an article may be, someone will always step in to defend the asshole
I want to post a collection of stories about all of the ridiculous conversations I've had while working in customer service, but I'm worried I'm going to get a lot of Pinkham's Law responses.
Pinkham's Law by plrrft April 20, 2016

Oklahoma Panhandle 

A seemingly impossible feat of human anatomy in which a midget is coated from head to toe in ranch dressing. The midget is then adorned with a frying pan on the head to be used as a hat when making headway. Finally, and most painfully, the midget is forced up into the rectal region of a female human, tears out the ovaries, and wears them as a pair of antlers.
A:Hey man, my neighbor just got an Oklahoma Panhandle
B:No way! what happened to her bro?
A:The doctors ran out of stitches!!
B:Oh shit !

Pankaking 

The act of compressing the breasts to the point of flatness. Either knowingly or unknowingly. The act is usually performed by wearing a sports bras at all times; even when not engaging in physical activity. It is speculated that pankaking can lead to saggy tits in later life.
I wish that girl would stop pankaking her tits.
Pankaking by mcdove September 14, 2016