Definitions by mcdove

bluegrass

A style of music in which the majority of its players are fat middle-aged men with goatees. Many are evangelists as well. It is also a style of music that is revered by its players as the greatest style of music ever created by mankind. So great in fact, that many bluegrass musicians don't even bother listening to anything else because they do not believe its worth listening too. Many bluegrass musicians also view themselves as the greatest musicians to have ever walked the earth. What is considered true bluegrass music is widely debated among the bluegrass community.

Person 1: Did you go to that bluegrass festival?
Person 2: Oh yeah! Tony Rice totally blew my face off with that tone and them hot licks!
Person 1: What? Who?

bluegrass by mcdove September 15, 2016

fat dust 

Can usually be found after a person has finished fatting. Things such as candy wrappers, burger wrappers, empty french fry baskets etc, are what is referred to as fat dust.

Clean up your fat dust Brad!

fat dust by mcdove September 15, 2016

Banjo 

A musical instrument that was invented by the blacks but later taken over by the whites.
It is the all-american musical instrument.

aka. "the five" or "the 5-string"

I love me some good banjo playin'.

Banjo by mcdove September 14, 2016

Pankaking 

The act of compressing the breasts to the point of flatness. Either knowingly or unknowingly. The act is usually performed by wearing a sports bras at all times; even when not engaging in physical activity. It is speculated that pankaking can lead to saggy tits in later life.

I wish that girl would stop pankaking her tits.

Pankaking by mcdove September 14, 2016

Feminism 

The reason chivalry is dead.

Guy: (holds the door open for the seemingly kind lady)
Feminist: Don't hold the door for me asshole. I'm a strong and independent woman and I can hold the door open for myself.
Guy: Don't flatter yourself, I hold the door open for dudes too.
Feminism

Feminism by mcdove September 14, 2016

bigot 

A word used predominantly by liberals to describe those who do not share their same opinions, ideas, and/or beliefs. The word "racist" is usually used in the same sentence.

That guy with the confederate flag is such a racist bigot!

bigot by mcdove August 8, 2016

bookworm boobies 

A type of boob that can be found on but not limited to the human female bookworm. They are usually well concealed and never see the light of day but beneath are some of the most well sculpted boobs in existence.

I love me some bookworm boobies.

bookworm boobies by mcdove August 8, 2016