Banjo

A musical instrument that was invented by the blacks but later taken over by the whites.
It is the all-american musical instrument.

aka. "the five" or "the 5-string"
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bigot

A word used predominantly by liberals to describe those who do not share their same opinions, ideas, and/or beliefs. The word "racist" is usually used in the same sentence.
That guy with the confederate flag is such a racist bigot!
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fat

The go-to insult. It requires little thought and is perhaps one of the most uncreative yet highly effective insults in the English language.
Person 1: You have got to be one of the worst drivers I have ever seen.
Person 2: Oh yeah, well you're fat.
Person 1: Screw you asshole!
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fat dust

Can usually be found after a person has finished fatting. Things such as candy wrappers, burger wrappers, empty french fry baskets etc, are what is referred to as fat dust.
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bookworm boobies

A type of boob that can be found on but not limited to the human female bookworm. They are usually well concealed and never see the light of day but beneath are some of the most well sculpted boobs in existence.
I love me some bookworm boobies.
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bluegrass

A style of music in which the majority of its players are fat middle-aged men with goatees. Many are evangelists as well. It is also a style of music that is revered by its players as the greatest style of music ever created by mankind. So great in fact, that many bluegrass musicians don't even bother listening to anything else because they do not believe its worth listening too. Many bluegrass musicians also view themselves as the greatest musicians to have ever walked the earth. What is considered true bluegrass music is widely debated among the bluegrass community.
Person 1: Did you go to that bluegrass festival?
Person 2: Oh yeah! Tony Rice totally blew my face off with that tone and them hot licks!
Person 1: What? Who?
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Feminism

Guy: (holds the door open for the seemingly kind lady)
Feminist: Don't hold the door for me asshole. I'm a strong and independent woman and I can hold the door open for myself.
Guy: Don't flatter yourself, I hold the door open for dudes too.
Feminism
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