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Origin: A portmanteau of the adjective pandemic and the noun quarantine.

Definition: A state or period of isolation in which normally innocent, happy individuals are indefinitely confined and isolated due to a global health crisis, environmental disaster, and / or political unrest.

Symptoms include a heightened level of anxiety or depression; the propensity to overindulge in the excessive consumption of alcohol, recreational and / or prescription drugs; as well as the use of the internet to engage in the inappropriate pursuit of exotically beautiful women who are geographically remote, emotionally volatile, and otherwise generally incapable of following instructions. See also Isabelle, 2020 Coronavirus.
I developed a schoolboy crush on Isabelle during the pandemantine of 2020 because she kept pestering me with innuendo when there was no one else to sustain my sanity.
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by firescue17 November 08, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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