Pamph

To slowly invade the genitalia of someone of the opposite sex. Usually done in an alluring manner, traditionally on a bed, but certain persons prefer the use of the bathtub (a large porcelain structure with a sunken base used for bathing).

Jacob: Oh yeah, I met a girl last night and I think I'm going to pamph her now.
Chris: Good on you, mate

Pamph by The Pamphlettes March 13, 2011

pipi in your pampers 

epic response by Tiger Petrosyan to Chess Grandmaster Wesley So.

Tiger Petrosyian: Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

pipi in your pampers by WhyTheFuckIsEveryUsernameTaken May 1, 2021

pipi in your pampers 

1What you say when you beat someone in chess.

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!!

pipi in your pampers by Kortographer May 2, 2021

the reynolds pamphlet 

That moment when you fuck up so bad that you're never gonna be president now...

Hamilton just had to go and write The Reynolds Pamphlet, didn't he?

the reynolds pamphlet by Alexander Hamilshit May 11, 2018

bring pamper

Bring a “Diaper” or “Pamper” , (Slang for bring a bag full of marijuana) Used by big name artists like Ludmilla, Brandy, and Cardi B.

Ludmilla: Hey, Cardi! Bring Pamper (bag full of weed), on your way to Avante’s house!

Cardi: I already got you covered, Ludmilla.

bring pamper by hotsteamydookie June 24, 2020

pissy pamper 

a song by young nudy and playboi carti. it’s suspected to be on carti’s up upcoming album, wholelottared, but it currently can be accessed on soundcloud or youtube. it is also referred to as just ‘kid cudi’ because many carti fans resent the title ‘pissy pamper’

“have you heard carti’s verse in kid cudi (pissy pamper)?? it’s fye”

pissy pamper by ccart11 April 21, 2019

Pumphandle

A pumphandle is a giant bulge in a mans pants showing off the fact that he has a huge pork sword.

Bill: "Dude did you see Justins Pumphandle"

Ambrose: "yeah, its so big i think he stuffs"

Random Bar Wench: "Trust me its fucking huge, he gave me a vaganus because of the size"

Pumphandle by Billisan October 20, 2008