Paloop 

The sound a turd makes when hitting the water of the
toilet bowl.

Man you should have heard the paloop my turd made in the toilet.

Paloop by killzon32 July 24, 2011

paloop 

The sexiest girl around town with big titolas and a apple butt

Damn broskie you see that bitch shes such a paloop

paloop by hotlipsking October 14, 2010

paleophotons 

english word - noun
etymology: paleo- + photon (words derived from Ancient Greek: paleos + phos + -ios)
definition: The cosmic microwave background or CMB, the oldest photons able to travel freely in the Universe after "recombination".

# Paleophotons are omnidirectional relics of the "recombination era".
# Via triangulation of the patterns of paleophotons, we now know the Universe is probabilistically infinite. It means it is infinite, but if one travels beyond some virtual sphere, the probability of him /her returning to the initial region of his journey, approaches zero, because far away objects become probabilistic, thus an infinite variation could now exist, and after some distance it is certain that his/her home, is no longer an actual option for her.

paleophotons by Quantomechanician October 13, 2015

Palop 

pal•op (păl-ŏp)
adj.
1. Pretending to have knowledge; generally in an attempt to impress.
2. Haughty (scornfully and condescendingly proud); Snobbish, about knowing something before someone else.

"Acting palop isn’t going to help him.”

“Does he not see the irony in being palop in every sense of the word?”

{Person A (setting): “You seriously didn’t know that?! WOW.” Person B (example): “Don’t be palop”}

“Why is she always palop when I don’t know something?”

"The man down the road is poor at socializing. He is always being palop. He wishes he was a know it all, so he pretends to be one. He acts like a reassured authority whenever possible; even at the expense of being fairly uncertain, completely guessing, and often wrong. He might happily interrupt someone to correct them on an established fact, so he can substitute in something he's entirely made up."

{Person A (setting): “Resting Jack Rabbits have a heart rate 4 times faster than resting humans.” Person B (example): “Are you being palop?”}

Synonyms: cavalier, arrogant, poser, snobbish, obtuse
Antonyms: considerate, honest, humble, tactful, polite

Palopper noun
“That man is the biggest palopper I know”
Palopping verb
“She was palopping the whole night”
Palopperness noun
“look at that palopperness”
Paloply adverb
“See them paloply carrying about”

Mnemonic Acronym
Presumptuous, Arrogant, Lying, Obtuse, Person.

Palop by Grey Pawn June 15, 2017

Ploop 

A poop that shoots out of your ass and splashes in the toilet.

My butt was well lubed today! It's ploop ploop ploop!

Ploop by nignog Larry Major at WIPRO January 19, 2023

paloosh

word used to describe ejaculation.
best used when describing ejaculation/ watching porn discreetly

Nathan palooshed yesterday
Jim will paloosh later today in front of his mother in law

paloosh by Anonymous garcia121212 April 17, 2014

paloozer 

A paloozer is a pathetic loser. Use this in circumstances when the word loser just doesn't cut it. A paloozer is the mother of all losers.

Seriously dude, you are the biggest paloozer ever!

paloozer by akyr May 16, 2010