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word used to describe ejaculation.
best used when describing ejaculation/ watching porn discreetly
Nathan palooshed yesterday
Jim will paloosh later today in front of his mother in law
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paloozer 

A paloozer is a pathetic loser. Use this in circumstances when the word loser just doesn't cut it. A paloozer is the mother of all losers.
Seriously dude, you are the biggest paloozer ever!
paloozer by akyr May 16, 2010
Jenny the Oompa Loompa had scheduled an appointment to get her Paloompus examined after sleeping with Gary, fearful that she may have contracted an std.
Paloompus by Scarlette Martino April 23, 2009

Palsnoedi 

Palsnoedi is a superior superhuman being that controls the blue seas and stormy skies, however palsnoedi also controls all seven and more dimensions. It has masters the skills of each and ever dimension. Palsnoedi is not a boy nor a girl,
palsnoedi is a palsnoedi
it’s literally just palsnoedi
Palsnoedi by karen_123456789 November 4, 2020
An African name.An absolutely amazing person,intelligent and sweet.Its hard to replace them.Its easy to have a great time with them.💝
Guy 1: I met this girl 👧 she was so sweet and really smart.
Guy 2 :Oh well ! Do you think it It could have been a Pelonomi.

Guy 1 :Probably
Pelonomi by secrecy 100 August 1, 2021

Pussy Palooza 

When somebody smashes a large amout of pussy for a long period of time.
Dude this summer, we are going to have a all out pussy palooza.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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