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meow pillow.com 

Cats get the best night's sleep in the whole wide with Meow Pillow.com!
Cats get the best night's sleep in the whole wide with Meow Pillow.com!
meow pillow.com by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2020

plop pillow

Toilet paper dropped in the bowl before taking a shit so the water doesn't splash up on you.
No way was I going to get any water from that dirty toilet on me, I'm making a plop pillow!
plop pillow by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

lap pillow 

When a female allows a male to lie down on her lap.
Commonly occurs in anime, and Japanese regions.
"My girlfriend let me use her as a lap pillow when I was crying"
lap pillow by Enophyis January 24, 2018

Crack Pillow

An old pillow that is used way past it's expiration date without a pillow case and it turns yellow.
Look in the background of that American/Swedish streamers stream. He still has the pillow he used as a kid - it looks like a crack pillow.
Crack Pillow by Gallatyn March 5, 2022

pillow key 

a misconception held by many of high socioeconomic status, primarily white suburban residents regarding the first two lines of the song, "Forgot About Dre."
*16 year old high school student driving parent's mercedes benz singing along*
Y'all know me, still the same ol' G. With a pillow key. Hated on by most these niggas with no cheese.
pillow key by theblackthunder August 12, 2012

disco pillow 

Putting glitter on dick and titty fucking a girl while doing copious amounts of cocaine and listening to Abba.
Hey bro, I totally got a disco pillow from your mom last night. She's incredibly limber.
disco pillow by TX Pete June 9, 2016
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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