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heart palpitations
Heart palpitations is a weird feeling of having butterflies in your heart which may result in your heart slipping a beat which of course usually you have nothing to worry about but it can happen when your stressed or anxious which may be connected to something serious or it can be that you may like someone that results in your flight or fight feeling kicking in causing your heart to skip a beat.
heart palpitations by marlyn c February 23, 2021
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Paljit • pajita • Palito • palpitate • Palita • palitard • palitha • palitician • Palito chiquito • palitosis
palpitations
Person X: Man, did you see that game!? I thought the Spurs were going to blow it.
Person Y: Yeah, man. Palpitations.
Person Y: Yeah, man. Palpitations.
palpitations by ChuckChaser69 April 30, 2008
Palita
Palita is a pretty unique girl who has a very 3D personality and is super pretty, she has a passion for everything and anything. She is mysteriously very beautiful and is sometimes smart and sometimes dumb but is really intelligent overall, if u know a Palita make sure your keep her because u won’t meet anyone like that ever again
“Hey look it’s palita!”
“Wow I really idolise her she’s so pretty I don’t think I’ll ever be like her”
“Me too I want to be her friend”
“Don’t we all?”
“Wow I really idolise her she’s so pretty I don’t think I’ll ever be like her”
“Me too I want to be her friend”
“Don’t we all?”
Palita by Jwnkwkamaoamw September 3, 2019
Palitsahancha
T: Hey Alfred, you end up getting that slut's phone number last night? What was her name again?
A: Yeah, I did... her name was Cindy I think.
T: Oh yeah man, I'd love to Palitsahancha.
A: You and me both, Trent.
A: Yeah, I did... her name was Cindy I think.
T: Oh yeah man, I'd love to Palitsahancha.
A: You and me both, Trent.
Palitsahancha by Rowland Phraser June 23, 2011
shart palpitations
the act of suffering a shart attack. followed by a series of moistening after sharts.
possibly after a night of imbibing an unhealthy amount of alcohol and protein shakes.
or a bad fish taco washed down with tijuana tap water
possibly after a night of imbibing an unhealthy amount of alcohol and protein shakes.
or a bad fish taco washed down with tijuana tap water
GUY1) man, i deserve a medal. i just powered through hung over breakfast with my fiances parents.
GUY2) that tends to suck...
GUY1) yah. it tends to suck worse when hang over farts morph into shart palpitations without any warning.
GUY2) sounds like a productive sunday.
GUY1) yah. i've had worse days... just wish i wasn't wearing white kaki cargo shorts
GUY2) i warned you about that
GUY2) that tends to suck...
GUY1) yah. it tends to suck worse when hang over farts morph into shart palpitations without any warning.
GUY2) sounds like a productive sunday.
GUY1) yah. i've had worse days... just wish i wasn't wearing white kaki cargo shorts
GUY2) i warned you about that
shart palpitations by ck slick June 3, 2009
Fart Palpitations
Fart Palpitations by Ronkonkoma November 18, 2010
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
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Modified derivative of granola.
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Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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