Palinologist 

An expert on Palinology -An informed supporter of Alaskan Govenor Sarah Palin.

I am a Palinologist. I support Sarah Palin's Vice Presidential Candidacy.

Palinologist by Daniel Beard November 3, 2008

Paranologist 

Someone who studies all things paranormal, including, but not limited to, spiritual hauntings, cryptozoology, poltergeists and more. A paranologist can be anyone with a dedication to this field of study. (With more and more people entering the field of paranormal research, there is a need for a term of someone who studies or works in this field.)

There are several groups across the nation who have formed paranormal research teams. Each member of a team who studies paranormal activity can be considered a paranologist. Paranormal research has become a "hot topic" for many people.

Paranologist by ghost researcher February 21, 2011

Palintologist 

The study of how the Sarah Palin works and acts in real society while it is clearly not in a fully functional state of mind.

"I cant belive after all the studying we did as palintologists, and she was still picked for VP."

Palintologist by Nimn March 17, 2009

palintologist 

A fan of monty python and the works of Michael Palin so furious in their fanaticism that they do little else but quote the programmes and travel to places where Mr. Palin has visited.

"where is steve?"
"ahh he's gone to tibet, the silly twat, you know he's a proper palintologist, he spent six months in a utopian future after he saw brazil"

palintologist by steve anuscake November 17, 2009

oral palentologist 

Some who frequently finds a "bone" in their mouth.

That porn star always has a penis in her mouth. You could say she's an oral palentologist with how many "bones" she's found in there

oral palentologist by KGardo December 6, 2009

Palintologist 

Palintologist: Like Sarah, a person who finds a belief in creationism is a complete and proper substitute for science.

Sarah, as a renowned Palintologist, is clear that humans did not evolve from dinosaurs, or any other pet species. Noah simply didn't have room for the dinosaurs on the boat, so he buried his pet dinosaurs for later generations to find and wonder why the heck they didn't survive with him. And if Moses hadn't dropped and broke the second slate of Commandments, we would have seen that the real 11th Commandment was "Thou shalt bury all your pet dinosaurs because they won't fit on Noah's boat." This will all be fully explained in her next Palintologist psuedo science book, which should not be burned.

Palintologist by benighse November 20, 2009

Palintologist 

A palintologist is a scientist who investigates dumb politicians. Those who run for office, however, believe that they are the front and center of the world. They think that without any book learning and experience, they have God's blessing of a talented tongue and a winking eye. Unlike President W, who told graduates at Yale "if you have all C-s, you too can be President of the United States." She/he has told any thousands who listen that he/she has better backing.

If Sarah would take the l out of Palin, she would find that she is a pain, who make us shutter whenever we hear her annoying voice. She thinks she is God's gift to billions of people on planet earth. Any palintologist would come up with the true facts and statistics, which should send her back to the igloo protected by a moose. In the igloo she suffers from a frosty gangrene and terrible pain. She finds in her prison of ice what the panels demand of her. She shutters.

Palintologist by Ivy League 82 November 17, 2009