Palatka 

The armpit of Florida. Everything smells like fucking sulfur thanks to the Georgia Pacific paper mill. The teenagers have nothing better to do than use meth and hang out in the parking lot of the only Wal-Mart drinking beer and harassing customers.

Palatka is a place you drive through as quickly as possible on your way to the beach from Gainesville.

Palatka by AnonJudicator September 7, 2009

Palatka 

Best Small Town in the state of FLORIDA

I'm from palatka "PAAAALAAATKAAA"

Palatka by p-town93 December 27, 2009

Palatka Lean 

A truck, specifically originating from Palatka, Florida, that appears to be raised in the front and lower in the back. In technical terms, a negatively raked suspension. (Note: Palatka is the unofficial crystal meth capital of Florida; thus, a truck deemed to be on the "Palatka Lean" is associated with a nondescript drug habit of the driver.)

I saw a truck the other day that must have been from Palatka... it had the Palatka Lean going on.

Palatka Lean by pinkfloyd495 July 30, 2009

Palatka, FL 

A small southern town in the middle of nowhere Florida; A place where everyone drives a Chevy and knows everybody's business.

ChevyPalatka, Fl

Palatka, FL by flgirl May 21, 2009

Palatka Flossin 

Young boys, in there 3000$ 2 wheel drive V6 trucks they bought off of Facebook market place, who claim to be balling AKA “flossin” in Palatka Florida, “P town” if your a real inbred like the majority of palatkas population. If you are “Palatka Flossin” everytime you see another rusty and or beaten Sh#tbox or a squated truck with no mufflers, you must stick both hands out the window like a moron with both pointer fingers up. Indicating you like 2 fingers in the Butt.

Woah his 93 c1500 is so Palatka flossin bro!

Palatka Flossin by Thesadtruth0202 November 5, 2018

east palatka

A little bit nicer than Palatka (The arm pit of Florida) mainly because it’s just woods and you never see your neighbor, always wear long sleeves cause they’ve got mosquitos the size of your hand

John: Yo I heard you moved out to Palatka
Rob: No I live in EAST Palatka there’s a difference
John: What’s the difference?
Rob: There’s more woods, farms and a little less crime

east palatka by E Taka May 1, 2018

Palataoism 

Derived from the word 'pala-tao' (kepala tahu) meaning knows everything in Malay.

A branch of philosophy in which a person thinks he/she knows everything. But in fact that person knows little to non. Yet they still stand up to their point eventhough it has been proven false.

Don't trust what Steinberg says, he a palataoism practitioner.

Palataoism by Adam Musa December 26, 2019