A girl that everyone wants to be. She's smart and talented. She knows what she wants and is not afraid to get it. DO NOT get in her way. She is compassionate and caring. She loves everyone until you give her a reason not to. The nicest person you'll meet until you mess that up. Then you should get out of the way before you get ran over. :)
Paizley is a form of paisley. Paisley is a design often seen on bandanas.
Painal is simply and abbreviation for "painful anal" and may have an added description of being something the girl may like or at least enjoy because her guy enjoys it. There are sites on the internet that specialize in painal such as sinnistar.
He did not realize his wife enjoyed painal. He knew the anal sex was painful for her but didn't realize someone could enjoy painful anal sex.