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Paint houses 

This term is used by American mafia members to describe the occupation of being a hitman.
A friend of ours is having a little trouble with a wannabe shylock from Philly. I spoke with Angelo, and he gave me permission to find someone who knows how to paint houses.
Paint houses by HisDudenessElDude November 28, 2019

to paint houses 

mobster jargon for killing someone.
Boss: "I heard you like to paint houses."
Thug: "Yes, and I do my own carpentry as well."
Boss: "Excellent
to paint houses by Pete Dick February 17, 2008

to paint houses with Morgan 

Any of several licentious and crude sexual acts that take part between two men - one always being African American, and the other caucasian. Refers particularly to Morgan Freeman and his illicit affair with a house-painter in the mid-80s, although it may be used more generally.
Hey yo Zaqir, me'n my homies been eyein' yo' tender brown ass for a while and been wonderin' if, y'know, ya might wanted to paint houses with Morgan sometime. Chya!

paint your house

It means that you are going to shoot someone up at that house , same thing for painting there car or living room
Nigga if you don't stop playing I'm going to paint your house!
paint your house by Kodscik February 4, 2018

Paint my house 

Ejaculate vigorously and bust load on the walls
Sorry guys can't hang out I gotta Paint my house
Paint my house by Bignast420 March 7, 2021

point your house

CB slanguage for, "turn your antenna".
He asked if I could point my house at him more, but I said it was omnidirectional.
point your house by Downstrike August 31, 2005
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countrypolitan 

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