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a bruise incurred on the face, in the eye or otherwise, upon being struck by a penis; a facial pain caused by a phallus.
Did you see that guy's black eye? Yeah, man, that was a pancus.
pancus by Rhon October 30, 2007
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painus in the anus 

A shitty yet still constantly used phrase developed by audio wizards who use sfm to make funny videos where random things happen and people either die or something really stupid happens. The character who utters painus in the anus is preferably soldier but if enough effort is put into it the other characters of the game tf2 can be made to say it in the Source Film Maker program on steam.
" I have a Painus in the Anus" - Red Soldier
painus in the anus by Not ya BOI December 8, 2017
Southern California way to say something smells nasty!
Derived from three spanish words; Patas (feet), culo (butt), sobaco (armpit)
Pronounced -paw-qu-so
You walk into a room and it stinks! You say, 'What smells like pacuso?'
pacuso by la cuatro June 25, 2007

Painus Cupcake

A character based on a character in Team Fortress 2, He is based off the character soldier. In every episode he says, "I am Painus Cupcake I will eat you" and eats people
Guy1: Dude who the fuck was that?
Guy2: HOLY SHIT ITS PAINUS CUPCAKE

Painus Cupcake: I am Painus Cupcake... I will eat you. :D
Both Guys: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Painus Cupcake: om nom nom nom nom
1) (Noun) The pain a female experiences deep in her lower back around the colon when contractions around the 40th week of pregnancy start. The contraction pain is very near the anus giving the feeling of the onset of an impending putrid and painful deuce drop that ebbs and flows with each contraction.
2) (Noun) A person who is a real "pain in the anus".

Derrivative of "pain" and "anus".
1) My God!!! Is this a contraction or do I really have to shit?! Oh wait...its gone...I must be experiencing painus.
2) Linda keeps ridin' my ass and won't quit. She'a a persistent painus!
Painus by Tenacious Faulker August 3, 2007

Panicus Hispanicus

Medical terminology for a state often seen and depicted in Hispanic culture of over expression of emotions associated with increased heart rate, rapid respiration’s, increased pitch and volume of voice, dramatic hand gestures and near-syncope. Individual can be seen doing their best impression of “Maria” from every telenovela ever. Similar to Hispanic Panic, Drama Queen.
How’s the patient in room 2? Oh, she’s perfectly fine... seems like a case of Panicus Hispanicus.
Panicus Hispanicus by ProffChaos December 5, 2019