Paffie 

Typically the coolest person in the room, or could be used to describe a cool event.

Man, I wish I was as cool as Paffie.

That car chase reminded me of Paffie.

Paffie by 4078 December 23, 2011

Palfie 

"Group Selfie" - A selfie taken with a pal or with a group of pals! Anything goes!

A pal can be defined as your friend, family member, stranger or animal.

"Hey! Let's take a Palfie!"

'I'm going to do a pet Palfie!"

Palfie by BrandNames May 17, 2014

Piffle Paffle 

1. Spoken or written words that have no meaning or make no sense.

2. Foolish or unacceptable behaviour.

He was talking absolute piffle paffle.

Piffle Paffle by Rowss December 23, 2013

Pretend Palfie

A Pretend Palfie, is a Palfie (Selfie with a pal, or pals) but taken of yourself with a non-real face!

i.e. An example could be a mobile photo of you and a famous face on a poster. (Instant Fan!).

Or get extra creative and daring! Take a photo of yourself together with an image (face) from the back of someones t-shirt! OR go into stores and take a photo with you and shop displays, mannequins etc...

Subjects can be sculptures, paintings in galleries, graphic images of faces, shop displays and products, mannequins; Other places to look can be bars, clubs, buses, subways, hospitals, at work, your favourite convention etc... ;)

A non-real face can be human or non human - No rules as long as you make it a 'pretend' Palfie.

Upload to Instagram and Twitter etc and share your adventures!

"Check this Pretend Palfie of me and Justin Bieber (Poster) Oh! it was amazing meeting him!"

"Pretend Palfie with freaky shop display!"

"Me and a lions face in a #pretendpalfie from the back on this guy's t-shirt!"

Pretend Palfie by SocialJam May 27, 2014

bump puffies 

something one would do to please the landlord

They bump puffies to please the landlord.

bump puffies by Russ the Bus 6 December 20, 2008

puffie 

A breast in which the areola stands out slightly from the rest of the breast.

I can see her puffies right through her shirt!

puffie by Ray March 14, 2005

puffies 

Said of female nipples that stand out notably.
This is not your usual nipple reacting to cold, but a fat, turgid, pointy, fearless, suck-till-you-drop nipple.

She's got no tits, but she's got an awesome set of puffies!

puffies by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003