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PUFFIN HAM 

Another way of saying getting a blowjob or oral sex.
This chick did a great job at Puffin Ham last night.

My girlfriend was Puffin My Ham last night.

My girlfriend really knows how to Puff My Ham.

I got my Ham Puffed last night.
PUFFIN HAM by KevNoxious August 5, 2011
Related Words
Paffing PAFFI Paffie Paffig puffies puffin paff Puffing Piffin paffles

Puffin Forest 

One of the biggest and best Dungeons And Dragons youtubers, you should subscribe to him.
Puffin Forest made the DND character known as Absurd, who is now a meme.
Roadman slang typically used to describe something cool or amazing
Bro you missed out on one paffy night while you were working”

“Hey did you just see that paffy ting that just walked through the door?”
Paffy by Paffyboi777 October 26, 2022
"Group Selfie" - A selfie taken with a pal or with a group of pals! Anything goes!

A pal can be defined as your friend, family member, stranger or animal.
"Hey! Let's take a Palfie!"

'I'm going to do a pet Palfie!"
Palfie by BrandNames May 17, 2014

Piffle Paffle 

1. Spoken or written words that have no meaning or make no sense.

2. Foolish or unacceptable behaviour.
He was talking absolute piffle paffle.
Piffle Paffle by Rowss December 23, 2013

Pfaffism 

1 the religious practice or ethical logic based on the teachings or musical proverbs of a certain musical professor at SUNY Plattsburgh and designating him as a minor deity in the order of musical gods and goddesses.

2 a phrase characteristic of said professor from Plattsburgh, NY often but not necessarily relating to counterpoint or the academic study of Classical Music. Examples may include “That’s a sexy texture in that counterpoint,” “Many things will become clear for you this weekend,” or, after talking about Wagner's 25 year opera, “it's a wonder if you live that long, you could've been run over by a meat wagon.”
“As a recent convert to Pfaffism, Sarah was ready to share the good news of Cadential Six-Fours with anyone willing to listen."
Pfaffism by rkfan87 July 1, 2008