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The garment infamous paedophile Rolf Harris wore when promoting the “Teach Them To Swim” campaign in the 1970s. While he was more likely cruising for vulnerable young victims at the local pool.

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, there’s Rolf in his paedo speedos. At it again. Eeew!

Paedo Speedos by Bright Soul October 6, 2023

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Paedos in Speedos

Name given to French holiday makers in the Ardeche region of Southern France. Recognisable by their tight fitting pants and one leg on a rock stance

'Jesus Mildrid, sale the kids out to that rock. There's a pride of Paedos in Speedos over there'.

Paedos in Speedos by Franc Le Poeff December 9, 2008

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speedo pedo

someone who likes to watch boys in their speedos!

Rhea: OOooh look, speedos!
Josh: Speedo pedo!

speedo pedo by Trampikey and Goldie! September 5, 2005

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speedo pedo

A pedophile who speedruns noncing kids, within 1-2 hours. Very rare people.

Guy 1: Wip up those fryers, because i am sure hungry for one-
Guy 2: Fuck off, speedo pedo!

speedo pedo by LouisGDYTUrban January 1, 2022

Speedo peedo

Normally his second name is Ferguson and has 2 daughters. He is always wearing speedos even if he’s out.

Dave is a speedo peedo

Speedo peedo by Ernie778 December 28, 2019

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Pedo in a Speedo

Another name for a 60 year old pedophile that wears a speedo when he goes to the pool

That guy's such a pedo in a speedo!

Pedo in a Speedo by enigmaburrito21 November 5, 2017

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pedo in a speedo

A pedo in a speedo is a pedofile with a dick and likes to wear speedos

Look at the pedo in a speedo

pedo in a speedo by Yoooohoeee June 18, 2017

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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