enigmaburrito21's definitions

McDonalds WiFi

Really bad WiFi

“Dude Jerry really has McDonalds WiFi.”

by enigmaburrito21 October 29, 2019

Grape

A word that confuses gay people

“Grape.”

by enigmaburrito21 October 29, 2019

Boomer Tumor

When a boomer gets so fed up with millennials, they get a boomer tumor. A boomer tumor is a swelling of the brain that only occurs in people from the boomer generation. To them, all millennial humor is just nonsense bullshit. The swelling is caused because they have no fucking clue how funny a meme is, so they get confused. Boomer Tumors are fatal, and luckily, will finish off the boomers soon.

“Jenkins got a boomer tumor the other day.”

by enigmaburrito21 October 29, 2019

Gamer

A word that only true gamers are allowed to say. Women and minorities that say gamer with the hard-r will be publicly executed by hanging. Gama, is a more acceptable version, but if said by a woman or minority, they will be let off with a warning.

“I’m a gamer.”

by enigmaburrito21 October 29, 2019

Pulling a Shortmancam

Shortmancam WAS a soundcloud rapper that is infamously known for rhyming brother with brother, which is illegal. Pulling a Shortmancam means that you rhymed one word with the same word, therefore making you a gay ginger-midget.

“Cardi B was pulling a Shortmancam in one of her songs.”

by enigmaburrito21 October 29, 2019

Pedo in a Speedo

Another name for a 60 year old pedophile that wears a speedo when he goes to the pool

That guy's such a pedo in a speedo!

by enigmaburrito21 November 5, 2017

Nugget

A person that has no arms or legs. When they fall over during sex, they struggle to get back up.

Dude that bitch is such a nugget.

by enigmaburrito21 October 30, 2017