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paresthesia by Scikoop75 December 26, 2020
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Paresthesia
Paresthesia by Courtreezy. July 23, 2022
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Implied Parenthesis
A term consistantly used by stubborn mathematically challenged morons who don't even know the order of operations.
Typically used as a defense when such people fail to answer a multi-part equation, and don't feel like admitting their mistake.
When a person uses this term they are basically saying that there should have been brackets surrounding certain parts of a math equation.
Typically used as a defense when such people fail to answer a multi-part equation, and don't feel like admitting their mistake.
When a person uses this term they are basically saying that there should have been brackets surrounding certain parts of a math equation.
Person 1: What does "2 + 3 x 4" equal?
Person 2: 20!
Person 3: No it's 14, learn your order of operations.
Person 2: No! It's supposed to be read as "(2 + 3) x 4". Implied Parenthesis noob!
Person 3: If that were true then the entire order of operations would be untrue.
Person 2: IMPLIED PARENTHESIS!!!11!
Person 2: 20!
Person 3: No it's 14, learn your order of operations.
Person 2: No! It's supposed to be read as "(2 + 3) x 4". Implied Parenthesis noob!
Person 3: If that were true then the entire order of operations would be untrue.
Person 2: IMPLIED PARENTHESIS!!!11!
Implied Parenthesis by IrishEnigma February 10, 2010
laughing parenthesis
the wrinkles around your mouth for laughing and/or smiling so much, they kind of look like parenthesis around your mouth
laughing parenthesis by sweetcheeks4ever September 1, 2010
red parenthesis
The crescent shaped abrasions that form around a persons asshole from not wiping well enough or anal leakage.
Guy #1: Look at the way Larry keeps picking his seat over there. Guy #2: Yep...not only does he have stinky fingers I'll bet he has skid marks in his underpants too! Guy #1: The idiot probably has red parenthesis around his asshole and just needs a shower!
red parenthesis by JoeyBomm April 26, 2020
paraesthesia
Perverted feeling of sensations.
abnormal sensation such as tingling, tickling, pricking, numbness or burning of a person's skin with no apparent physical cause.
abnormal sensation such as tingling, tickling, pricking, numbness or burning of a person's skin with no apparent physical cause.
paraesthesia by LilKamikaze August 31, 2018
Cell Phone Parathesia
The feeling of a cell phone vibrating in your pocket in the absence of an acutal cell phone vibration. This has also been termed phantom cell phone syndrome.
Frank: "Paul look!! - what are your doing? You're swerving all over the road!"
Paul: "I'm looking for my cell phone - I thought I felt it vibrate. I think it fell out of my pocket somewhere. Help me look!"
Frank: "Look it is in your cup holder and it is not vibrating."
Paul: "Arggh! I keep having these cell phone parathesia attacks. I think it is like phantom limb pain."
Frank: "More like phantom cell phone syndrome. Don't worry she'll return your call."
Paul: "I'm looking for my cell phone - I thought I felt it vibrate. I think it fell out of my pocket somewhere. Help me look!"
Frank: "Look it is in your cup holder and it is not vibrating."
Paul: "Arggh! I keep having these cell phone parathesia attacks. I think it is like phantom limb pain."
Frank: "More like phantom cell phone syndrome. Don't worry she'll return your call."
Cell Phone Parathesia by 9th Beastie July 8, 2012
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