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Pedouchetrian 

-Pedestrians that act like douchebags. They take forever to cross the street in front of your car. Most of the time they don't even use a crosswalk.

-People that walk in front of your car with no regard to you or your time schedule, and they don't move out of the way. Especially in parking lots.
Get out of the way you Fing pedouchetrian! I gotta be somewhere TODAY!
Related Words

Pedouchemo

A pedophile, douche, and an emo
Chris- Hey Jack, I heard John is hitting on 6th graders.
Jack- Really? Isn’t he a Sophomore?!
Chris- Ya, he’s been a real douche about it.
Jack- He’s such an emo dude.
Bob- What a pedouchemo
Chris & Jack- ... Yes
Pedouchemo by ItzWattz May 14, 2019

PSDouche 

A person who prefers PlayStation over XBox, is terrified of horses, prefers to watch the NFL draft alone, and is addicted to birthday parties.
My cousin is a PSDouche!
PSDouche by Webster127 November 9, 2018

MD/PhDouche 

A student working on both an MD and a PhD.
Person A: "The master's and PhD students are cool, but everyone at this school getting an MD is an arrogant shitbag."

Person B: "What about that guy?"

Person A: "Oh, he's an MD/PhDouche."
MD/PhDouche by Syd1982 October 23, 2010

Padouche 

the act of a man splashing another man or women with his seed.

or

the noise male seed makes when hitting another man or woman's face.
Dude last night I met this drunk whore and she let me padouche all over her.
Padouche by Boxplay April 2, 2012

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026