Paded 

The Apex way of saying “pared” because you’re parents are mexican but you are a No Sabo Kid

“How do you say wall in Spanish “
Apex: “paded”

Paded by Paded September 13, 2023

i-paded 

it's when you shit on some plastic wrap pull it tight then slap someone in the face with it

Dude what happened Alex just came around the corner and i-paded me

i-paded by berwickboy09 October 27, 2011

One Shot Paddy 

A name given to Provisional Irish Republican Snipers capable of getting one shot kills on British Soldiers. Most snipers were from Corssmaglen. Most Crossmaglen Snipers used the US made Barrett M90, Barret M82 .50 BMG rifles and the Belgian made Fabrique Nationale (FN) FAL with a high powered rifle scope.

The Brits are getting worried of Óglaigh na hÉireann if One Shot Paddy sees them, they know they are going down.

One Shot Paddy by GalwayIRA July 5, 2012

rice paddy power 

An elusive power only possessed by the pure Asian (esp. of non pale skin). It allows astonishing powers in Math and Science. The power has been confirmed by celebrated author Malcolm Gladwell in his book, Outliers. The power allows for all stereotyped Asian properties and excels in giving super math skills when compared to pale skinned humans.

How did you get a 1735% on the test? My rice paddy power.

rice paddy power by RPPower September 8, 2019

paddle hawk 

when gaming, to watch your opponent choose their play, and then choose your play accordingly.

Man, the only reason you beat me in Madden is because you paddle hawked all game.

paddle hawk by truche June 21, 2011

Stat Padder 

A player who looks at his stats and tries to make them better instead of trying to be a team player and doing what he needs to do for a win. Like in basketball, when a good rebounder is wide open in the paint and has the ball so he just tosses the ball at the rim for a few misses and rebounds it to make the stat sheet look better.

I hate Westbrook he a stat padder.

Stat Padder by Oggydyne October 3, 2019

paddledick 

A boner so hard that it can be used to play ping pong.

"That guy is playing without pants!"
"Yeah, he is dominating the competition with his paddledick."

paddledick by Ayysnax March 25, 2014