paddledick

A boner so hard that it can be used to play ping pong.

"That guy is playing without pants!"
"Yeah, he is dominating the competition with his paddledick."

by Ayysnax March 25, 2014

Piddledicking

verb.AKA "Piddledickin'".
Wasting time.

Quit piddledicking around Backdoor Billy, we ain't got time for that!

by Peter Jackles February 12, 2004

Piddledick

A person who messes with all your stuff and doesn't stop or settle down.

Quit messing with my things and settle down, piddledick!

by Justin Vrahnos August 22, 2008

puddleducking

When you pull out and cum in a dimple of her arse then proceed to blow bubbles in said cum puddle. Quack quack

Man. I puddleducked her arse crater. Love a good puddleducking

by Onebomb October 25, 2020

Jemima Puddleducks

Large set of breasts, melons, chebbs

Wowzer rooney...... Look at the Jemima Puddleducks on that!

by Nudga_9 April 12, 2012

puddledink

Squeezing your cock, then pissing until it forms a bulge, and then releasing. AKA Piss bomb

I'm gonna puddledink all over your mom's face.

by Iced T October 12, 2006

paddlecock

A game created by male cheerleaders.

JIM- hey jorge you want to play paddlecock
Jorge- Yeah! BUT I get to be the paddle.

by Brett Morgan Howie October 2, 2007