paddledick

A boner so hard that it can be used to play ping pong.

"That guy is playing without pants!"
"Yeah, he is dominating the competition with his paddledick."

paddledick by Ayysnax March 25, 2014

Get merch

Get the paddledick mug.

See more merch

Piddledicking

verb.AKA "Piddledickin'".
Wasting time.

Quit piddledicking around Backdoor Billy, we ain't got time for that!

Get merch

A person who messes with all your stuff and doesn't stop or settle down.

Quit messing with my things and settle down, piddledick!

Get merch

When you pull out and cum in a dimple of her arse then proceed to blow bubbles in said cum puddle. Quack quack

Man. I puddleducked her arse crater. Love a good puddleducking

Get merch

Wowzer rooney...... Look at the Jemima Puddleducks on that!

Get merch

Squeezing your cock, then pissing until it forms a bulge, and then releasing. AKA Piss bomb

I'm gonna puddledink all over your mom's face.

puddledink by Iced T October 12, 2006

Get merch

JIM- hey jorge you want to play paddlecock
Jorge- Yeah! BUT I get to be the paddle.

Get merch