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A boner so hard that it can be used to play ping pong.

"That guy is playing without pants!"
"Yeah, he is dominating the competition with his paddledick."

paddledick by Ayysnax March 25, 2014

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Piddledicking

verb.AKA "Piddledickin'".
Wasting time.

Quit piddledicking around Backdoor Billy, we ain't got time for that!

Piddledicking by Peter Jackles February 12, 2004

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Piddledick

A person who messes with all your stuff and doesn't stop or settle down.

Quit messing with my things and settle down, piddledick!

Piddledick by Justin Vrahnos August 22, 2008

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puddleducking

When you pull out and cum in a dimple of her arse then proceed to blow bubbles in said cum puddle. Quack quack

Man. I puddleducked her arse crater. Love a good puddleducking

puddleducking by Onebomb October 25, 2020

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Jemima Puddleducks

Large set of breasts, melons, chebbs

Wowzer rooney...... Look at the Jemima Puddleducks on that!

Jemima Puddleducks by Nudga_9 April 12, 2012

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puddledink

Squeezing your cock, then pissing until it forms a bulge, and then releasing. AKA Piss bomb

I'm gonna puddledink all over your mom's face.

puddledink by Iced T October 12, 2006

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paddlecock

A game created by male cheerleaders.

JIM- hey jorge you want to play paddlecock
Jorge- Yeah! BUT I get to be the paddle.

paddlecock by Brett Morgan Howie October 2, 2007

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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