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paddle pop

when a guy fucks a guy or girl in the ass and makes him/her suck his shit covered penis after.
bitch! come here and let me fuck ur ass... if you're good i'll give you a chocolate paddle pop when were done.
paddle pop by mado as September 4, 2006
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paddle pop

A cute nickname to call your partner! This will always make them feel comfortable and safe.
Boyfriend: Hey Paddle Pop!
Me: Yes daddy?
paddle pop by lolsiessofunnylol November 8, 2025

Paddle Pop lion 

The cartoon mascot for the ice cream snacks called "Paddle Pops" made in Australia. The mascot, which is a lion, looks suspiciously like Chad Kroeger, the lead singer/ homosexual tool from Nickleback.
Compare the Paddle Pop lion to that douche Chad; it's freaky how much they look alike.
Paddle Pop lion by Key Lime :D August 3, 2010

piddle popper 

A phrase that one screams when a adult is present and they are not allowed to curse
piddle popper by Cosmo Juan September 3, 2016

paddlepop 

Very uptight, anal retentive person. Named for the fact they have a stick up their ass.
Monica complained about me not washing my hands before using her computer.
Don't worry about her, she's a paddlepop.
paddlepop by Cuddles McStig June 22, 2009

Russian paddlepop 

When a man had anal intercourse, pulls out, then the partner licks the fecal matter off his penis like a Paddlepop
"Did you meet my sister at the wedding?"
"Yeah bro, she had my russian paddlepop"
Russian paddlepop by Gnardie November 10, 2018

strawberry paddlepop 

When a guy looks down on his cock and discovers that its covered in blood because his girlfriend forgot to tell him she was on her period/rags.

Is also known as an ice-cream on a stick.
Dude! My girl Kate gave me a strawberry paddlepop!

WTF! You pulled out your cock and it had period blood all over it?

Yeh dude! The bitch gave me a strawberry paddlepop!

Whatta whore!
strawberry paddlepop by Friday13 August 6, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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