a not at all gay punishment for any wrong doing or paddle rule breaking offences where the victim/paddlee gets their bare ass slapped with a shoe or trainer of the paddlers choice.
Air Force Ones particularly hurt.
Air Force Ones particularly hurt.
Guy 1:"Ha, thats 10 - 0. Thats means i owe you a paddle, bro!"
Guy 2:"Ha, you just said "Bro" again so i owe you a paddle aswell."
Guy 1: "Shit."
Guy 2:"Ha, you just said "Bro" again so i owe you a paddle aswell."
Guy 1: "Shit."
by Sexy Ad The Pro Evolution Wizard June 02, 2004
When Alice and joe were having sex he wanted her to moan more so he took a paddle out from the draw and lauded her face down on the bed he then grabbed her ass and lifted it up. He swung the paddle hard across her ass and she squealed. Then he anal fucked her whilst she moaned
by Hot stories January 10, 2021
by Montanaaa April 07, 2015
A code word used by parents said to their children, really meaning that they are going to a couple's anal sex orgy for a few hours.
Mom: Me and Daddy are going to paddle tonight, well be back at 11!
Spencer: Ok Mom have fun! I hope you win!
Spencer: Ok Mom have fun! I hope you win!
by Mystic Hugin February 05, 2013
Accidental Twat, with a bad hair cut, dress sense, sense of humour and a desire to be someone hes not. Suspected gay and all round condecending wanker.
by V.N.A.M May 09, 2006
v. To beat off; masturbate
by C bukowski September 24, 2007
A place in the dark depths of Pembroke, Pembrokeshire where you can catch crabs and gonorrhea from just breathing. A nightclub in which you have to be 18 to enter, however paddling 14 year olds are subsequently let in for 'looking' 18 because the bouncers are ill-educated twats who need their glasses fixed. Once inside a rare sight will be seen, the inhabitants of Pembroke and Pembroke Dock (sometimes even Haverfordwest) all 'getting low' to Flo Rida in one big clan. It is the one place where married 40 year olds can go and pull a naive 14 year old and be no consequences.
girl1: I'm 14, and i go to paddles!
girl2: Me to, cause i'm from Monkton!
girl3: Same, i got there to get totally taken advantage of by some 40 year old man while i'm drunk after my 2 WKD's!
guy1: you paddling it this weekend?
guy2: no, i actually like the way my healthy dick looks!
girl2: Me to, cause i'm from Monkton!
girl3: Same, i got there to get totally taken advantage of by some 40 year old man while i'm drunk after my 2 WKD's!
guy1: you paddling it this weekend?
guy2: no, i actually like the way my healthy dick looks!
by flooooo May 25, 2009