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Pacifiers 

Noun- A Group composed of 7 members, formed on the beginning of the new year. Said to be one of the most intellectual, complex, sophisticated, cool, and serious groups since the beginning of time. Members of this great group are know as "Pacies", These pacies rival against the group known as the "Peas." Ritual meetings between the two groups are the 2nd, 4th, and 9th saturday of every month, this meeting is called( duhn duhn duh) P^2 night.
Wow those pacifiers are freaking cool.
Pacifiers by /werule January 9, 2011
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pair of pacifiers

Noun
1. Big Breasts that are used to quiet a man who is panicking or questioning whether or not he should have sex with this particuliar woman. Usually reserved for cougars or women who havent had sex in a really long time
2. a pair of really big and scrumptious breasts used to seduce a man who is prone to moments of weakness.
Last friday night i got hella wasted and this cougar took me to her house and said she wanted to fuck my brains out. i was all for it untill i seen pictures of her son, who i go to school with, on her wall. I tried to tell her no and that it was un ethical but she pulled out her pair of pacifiers and i didnt say a word for the rest of the night.
pair of pacifiers by J. Garbo October 4, 2010

ninja pacifiers 

NINJA TOYS AND CRIBS,
WAIT NO,
NINJA PACIFIERS, I WANT YOUR BABY SUCKIN' ON ME
~Ninja, Twitch TV
Ninja pacifiers i want your baby sucking on me

Thats kinda gay ninja like pedophile priest levels of wrong
ninja pacifiers by TheFunnyJoJoMan October 4, 2020

Plutocratic Pacifiers 

Corrupt politicians, who take political campaign contributions in exchange for selling the collective representative authority of their constituents and their constituents' constitutional rights to empower a wealthy minority to oppress, exploit and enslave the democracy the elected representatives were charged to promote and defend.
Republicans and democrats have proven themselves to be plutocratic pacifiers with their unfounded war in Iraq, corporate bail outs and refusal to reform a corrupt financial system that destroyed the American Dream for millions of Americans.

man pacifiers

A reference to a females hard nipples, usually the thicker ones.
I dont wanna hear his bullshit today so soon as he comes in I'll let him suck on my man pacifiers.
man pacifiers by RemyRedd January 2, 2007

Ninja-Pacifiers 

Ninja-Pacifiers are the best thing for your baby's to be sucking on
Ninja-Pacifiers I want your baby's sucking on me.

adult pacifier 

The slang term for any type of e-cigarettes or vapes
Person 1: why did jimmy leave the party so early

Person 2: his adult pacifier ran out of juice so he got antsy and had to go buy more
adult pacifier by SuperSl1ck April 23, 2022
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