pacher

a man who rapes other men

that guy is a pacher

by M.c.a.o October 20, 2008

Pacher

someone who is generally lazy and never has energy

dude, stop being a pacher and come to school

by shapes April 13, 2008

Thorsten Pacher

He is the most magnificent, intense, amazing, hardcore, and talented at everything. Some say when he runs the world just spins under his feet. He is without a doubt the pinical of evolution. He is the perfect thing. They say he isn't even human. He has adopted, what he thinks, is an adequate human body, so that he doesn't attract attention.

He is the father of god.

When someone sneezes, you say: "Thorsten Pacher bless you"

by Common Children May 8, 2009

Dick Poacher

When you are passed out drunk and your girlfriend still want sex by pulling your dick out of your pants

Rhonda still still wanted to fuck even though Scott was passed out. She became a Dick Poacher when she pulled his pants down to grab his cock to go at it.

by will bitten December 4, 2016

Pacer Test

The most infamous of the gym class exercise triad (remember the Mile Run and Suicides?).
The gym teacher yells at everyone to line up at one end of the gym. Popping in the audio CD, a woman with an inhumanly cheerful tone instructs you to start running. You jog over to one side, and a beep ensues a few seconds later, propelling students to the other side.
Slowly, the beeps become more frequent.
The first one fails to make it in time. Kids begin dropping like flies.
Lungs crumple. Stomachs churn. Hearts are on the verge of spontaneous combustion.
Bodies. Bodies everywhere.
No one can tell whether the poor kid lying face-down on the floor is still alive.
The air is filled with body odor, retching, and the occasional quiet sob.
Only the athletes are left. They manage to get to the triple digits, a feat worthy of legend.
But even gods must fall.

The audio that P.E teachers play during the Pacer Test is what you will hear while entering the depths of hell.

by namebar115 April 17, 2015

the fitnessgram pacer test

The one gym test that everyone hates. The overweight gym teacher slides in the CD, and you hear the dreaded words;

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
You feel like it's easy at first.
But you are so wrong.
You run until you feel like you are going to die right there in the middle of the track, the same gym teacher yelling at you to keep going. But you just can't do it. You make it back to your partner and collapse, breathing heavily.
"Dude, you only did like 20 laps."
With the little strength you have left, you glare up at your partner, telling them to stfu

"Oh, hey, we're having the fitnessgram pacer test!"
*has war flashbacks*

by smol.phanicked.bean June 18, 2016

Porker poacher

A porker poacher is one who cheats with the obese mate of another.

Juan was a porker poacher who had affairs with the chubby neighbors.

by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016