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punished 

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a. to be fucked from an alcoholic beverage
b. to be striaght bafugly (butt fuckin ugly)
c. to be smacked
d.your on your ass
a.wow i was straight punished last night
b. Sam Erskins is straight punished and smells like sour cream.
c. the bob i smoked last night got us all punished
d ha your punished as fell
punished by Brittney August 26, 2003

Punished 

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You are not sorry until this has happened to you.
I'm sorry.

You are not sorry.

How do you know?

You haven't been punished.
Punished by Hym Iam December 3, 2020

Punished Him Severely 

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Punished Him Severely is a running gag in the Oversimplified series. It first appeared in Hitler (episode) and was last seen in the Napoleonic Wars. People, most notably Adolf Hitler, were getting spanked by Alois Hitler or by a family member.
Person 1: What happened to him?
Person 2: His father punished him severely

Punished Trump 

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The final form of Donald Trump. Punished Trump refers to Donald Trump in his Dark MAGA period. A hero denied by his homeland and punished by those he called his people, Punished Trump will lead Dark MAGA.
Do you like Trump? His early work was a little too boomer for my tastes. But when he transformed into punished trump after losing the 2020 election, I think he really came into his true form, creatively and aesthetically.
Punished Trump by tk10 March 27, 2022

Punished Goy

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An obese Malaysian college student, real name Adam. He studies e-commerce in Kuala Lumpur so that he can one day grow up to drop ship Chinese junk to Americans. One of the many victims/lolcows of rhodie9k and his trolling. Adam/goy is easy to make have a meltdown when you tell him that he has been catfished yet again by one of his ‘egirls’ , that he is overweight, or that he is not yellow- he is brown and a Muslim. (Adam takes pride in the fact that he is ‘yellow/Asian’ although his true skin tone is more a dark shade of brown and his family are practicing Muslims)
Guy 1: “who is this dumbass with a SS soldier pfp that is typing in broken English about age of consent laws?”

Guy 2 “oh that’s just punished goy, he’s sperging out after rhodie9k exposed him for liking CP again”

punished the toilet paper 

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had a BM, diarrhea, pooped

coined while camping after telling the group the ranger was replenishing the toilet paper, but two guys heard me say "punishing the toilet paper". We decided it's a good way to say, had a healthy shit, or perhaps the runs, without actually saying things of that ilk
"Oi, after all that greasy food last night, I really punished the toilet paper this morning."

"After riding my bike for 50 miles with no toilet in sight, I badly need to punish the toilet paper."

"Those women in the movie Bridesmaids really punished the toilet paper."
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

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Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

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Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

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1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
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