Online interactiveperiodic table website, featuring extended table, orbitals, oxidation states, solid/liquid/gas temperature, and much more. The best online periodic table on the internet.
Joe: "God dammit, I'm so tired of having to look up stuff in three different books. Why can't I find orbitals, molecular weight and valence data in one place"
Mike: "lol, go to ptable.com... Whats wrong with you?"
Acronym: pretending to be asleep
If you’re supposed to be asleep but are instead on your phone, trying not to attract any attention to yourself, and your friend is calling you or sending you attachments with loud audio, just hit them with ‘ptba’!
Stella, texting her friend: Listen to this new song I found! I really think you’d like it.
Jessi: Sorry, can’t now, I’m ptba.