Acronym: pretending to be asleep
If you’re supposed to be asleep but are instead on your phone, trying not to attract any attention to yourself, and your friend is calling you or sending you attachments with loud audio, just hit them with ‘ptba’!
Stella, texting her friend: Listen to this new song I found! I really think you’d like it.
Jessi: Sorry, can’t now, I’m ptba.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'