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protien shake
protien shake by mike August 29, 2003
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protien pump
- A kind of protein that is capable of pumping out compounds that could pose a threat to the ones close to you. Your girlfriend, significant other, Sister, Mother, Mother in-law, and yes your Grandma too.
- Swallowing a bit of this super human sperm will give you super power to get jacked fibras, scientist have compare this sperm to celltech, they say they are almost the same.
- Drinking sperm of PP its illegal in pro-competitions.
- Most know member of insatiable sexual creatures of bodybuilding.com
-The penor, a bacterial protein complex that repels a wide range of antibiotics through its ability to capture and pump out a spectrum of structurally diverse compounds would be the active, while using a decoy to attract the prey.
- Swallowing a bit of this super human sperm will give you super power to get jacked fibras, scientist have compare this sperm to celltech, they say they are almost the same.
- Drinking sperm of PP its illegal in pro-competitions.
- Most know member of insatiable sexual creatures of bodybuilding.com
-The penor, a bacterial protein complex that repels a wide range of antibiotics through its ability to capture and pump out a spectrum of structurally diverse compounds would be the active, while using a decoy to attract the prey.
1. Sluuug: What supplements are you taking?
Jacked-mofo: I am taking dat der Protein Pump.
2. Grandma, are you going out tonight?
Yes, i am going into a wild adventure with Protien pump
Jacked-mofo: I am taking dat der Protein Pump.
2. Grandma, are you going out tonight?
Yes, i am going into a wild adventure with Protien pump
protien pump by cell tech for life February 2, 2008
Protien shot
Protien shot by Douch nozel November 15, 2010
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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