premises 

Word often used by cops or bouncers instead of "place", to make them sound smarter than they are.

Mate, I'm asking you again to vacate the premises.

premises by crackettt January 13, 2007

Premises 

A tract of land including its buildings.

The man put a "NO TRESPASSING" sign on his yard to ensure that no one entered his premises.

Premises by ESA_11 September 21, 2016

pussy on the premises 

Living with a girl such that sex is readily available

Dag yo, you livin' with Hannah? Man you got pussy on the premises!

pussy on the premises by stayGreazy March 14, 2011

on-premise 

A completely meaningless phrase often uttered by complete retards who mean "on-premises"

IT idiot 1: Is this configured for on-premise?
IT idiot 2: No you fuck, nothing is.

on-premise by itretard June 1, 2018

Pillow-Talk Promises 

When you are lying in bed with a guy/girl after sex, and make all kinds of plans to go out, and be together in the future. Knowing it's never really gonna happen, it just sounds like a nice thing to say at the time.

This also sounds like a great name for an Emo Band!

I thought we were gonna hang out this weekend, but it turns out it was just pillow-talk promises.

Pillow-Talk Promises by Glynyrd January 12, 2011

Chill Premise 

A synonym for disposable vapes. When you don't actually need it but just like the premise of having it. Its chill.

Brian: Can I rip your chill premise
Tyler: buddy, you just hit it 5 minutes ago
Joe: Come on bro, let him rip it

Chill Premise by SplashSplash November 18, 2022

premise 

statement or idea on which reasoning is based.

Since all men are mortal and Socrates is a man, Socrates is mortal.
("all men are mortal" and "Socrates is a man") are the PREMISES, while "Socrates is mortal" is the conclusion.

premise by Fruitfulness September 28, 2008