Premises

A tract of land including its buildings.

The man put a "NO TRESPASSING" sign on his yard to ensure that no one entered his premises.

by ESA_11 February 11, 2016

on-premise

A completely meaningless phrase often uttered by complete retards who mean "on-premises"

IT idiot 1: Is this configured for on-premise?
IT idiot 2: No you fuck, nothing is.

by itretard May 01, 2018

premise

statement or idea on which reasoning is based.

Since all men are mortal and Socrates is a man, Socrates is mortal.
("all men are mortal" and "Socrates is a man") are the PREMISES, while "Socrates is mortal" is the conclusion.

by Fruitfulness August 03, 2008

premises

Word often used by cops or bouncers instead of "place", to make them sound smarter than they are.

Mate, I'm asking you again to vacate the premises.

by crackettt January 12, 2007

Premise

Used by Police to state that they are stupid and don't understand that the singular of premises is still premises

We need to do a search of this premise

by Purple Parakeet November 24, 2014

Chill Premise

A synonym for disposable vapes. When you don't actually need it but just like the premise of having it. Its chill.

Brian: Can I rip your chill premise
Tyler: buddy, you just hit it 5 minutes ago
Joe: Come on bro, let him rip it

by SplashSplash November 18, 2022

pussy on the premises

Living with a girl such that sex is readily available

Dag yo, you livin' with Hannah? Man you got pussy on the premises!

by stayGreazy February 27, 2011