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Habitual Pot Smoker 

One who smokes Marijuana in a regular manor but still performs daily activities.

Serious pot smoker

1.)When a person (usually named Jose) smokes the whole bowl of weed without sharing the bowl, and was smoking marijuana by age four.

2.)Very tolerant of smoking excessive amounts of marijuana. (Brags about it constantly)

3.) Someone who gets upset at normal people who start smoking marijuana in their teenage years.
Josh: Hey you skipped me, let me get green.

Danny: Alright man here
(Josh hits it)

Jose(Already blazed): You're not fucking hitting it hard enough!(Pushes josh and the bowl spills on the ground)

(Next day)

Danny: Dude ha, that was fucking stupid of Jose last night. He wasted a whole bowl.

Josh: Yeahh, he didn't have to go all "Serious pot Smoker" on my ass.

pot bellied smokerface

One who spends their free time smoking cigarettes all day and playing cards.
Also could be "damn" pot bellied smokerface.
All you do is entertain guests all night, sit around and do nothing but play cards. Damn pot bellied smokerface!
pot bellied smokerface by Noster April 28, 2004

johnny potsmoker

the average everyday widwestern potsmoker.
johnny potsmoker 1: what do you want to do today?

johnny potsmoker 2: smoke pot.
johnny potsmoker by justified007 December 24, 2008

potsmoker's thumb 

Noun.
1. A raw condition resulting from too much smoking of a substance through a hitter. When smoking through a one-hitter, the user has to continually light the substance over and over again because it does not stay lit in a hitter, creating a raw thumb. After awhile the lighter becomes very hot and even to the point of burning the user. Thus, everytime the user lights the substance, he not only wears out the skin on his thumb, but he burns it as well. *The condition consists of either raw, red skin on the inside of the thumb or loose, dead skin such as to burns.
Charlie was smoking some stuff out by pool for about 3 hours last night. He has like three band aids on his thumb. I think he has potsmoker's thumb.
potsmoker's thumb by Cpt_Planeteer September 22, 2005
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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