POON SWAGG
POON SWAGG by desi4lyfe December 23, 2008
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Poon Swaggler
Positive;
One who swaggles the poon. Ravenously attacks the poon, and/or beats it up like a boss.
Also
Negative;
One who acts like a total puss, and is quite the opposite of a good poon swaggler. He just lets it swaggle around in front of him, and cry when he gets none. Or swaggles his own little man poon around.
One who swaggles the poon. Ravenously attacks the poon, and/or beats it up like a boss.
Also
Negative;
One who acts like a total puss, and is quite the opposite of a good poon swaggler. He just lets it swaggle around in front of him, and cry when he gets none. Or swaggles his own little man poon around.
She doesnt wanna talk to me... I dont think she likes me... What did I do?"- "Fool, dont be a fuckin poon swaggler, bitch."
Poon Swaggler by JBzymes July 23, 2010
Related Words
POON SWAGG • Poon Swaggled • Poon Swaggler • poonswaggle • poonwaggle • Pornswaggle • pornswaggled • pornswaggler • Poop Swagger • poon
Poon Swaggled
Jennifer told me she was planning to spend the whole morning naked with Derrek, until his roomate showed up unannounced and poon swaggled her.
Poon Swaggled by Hanabachi-chan October 15, 2010
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poonswaggle by Alla Rackball October 3, 2008
Pornswaggle
Pornswaggle by Dirty Shamrock April 11, 2011
poonswaggle
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