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possiably the worst and most unrealistic of internet jargon....
'pissing myself laughing' sure u are
arse: OMFG really pmsl
cool dude: please dont piss...
arse: wat?
cool dude: stfu n00b
pmsl by carey March 24, 2004
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IM language for Pissing Myself Laughing. Mostly it's not literally meant but it's commonly used when something strikes someone as extremely funny. Somewhat an alternative for rofl or lmao.
"I can't get over the look on her face when I walked in"
"hahahahahha omg"
"Pmsl"
Pmsl by Dhw October 24, 2005
A British texting abbreviation. Unlike the USA who uses LMAO (laughing my ass off), the British use PMSL, which means "Pissed Myself Laughing."
Darnell: Everyone knows 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9. But why DID 7 eat 9?
Chris: I don't know.
Darnell: Because 9 has to have 3 squared meals a day! Hehe... math jokes.
Chris: HAHAHA PMSL
PMSL by Buttered Quayle October 17, 2018
Ashlee: Yesterday me and Ellie went to the 99p store and she askedhow mch the polo's were!

Natalee: HAHA PMSL.
PMSL by NataleeOx February 16, 2008
War Pimp: Jill, I want to have sex with you . PM me and I'll send you my MSN details .
Suby_Boy: classy B-)
War Pimp: Don't beat around the bush or youl have no bush and just be beating .
jillybean_uk: PMSL HAHAHAHAHA what bush you on about :-s
pmsl by stazed April 1, 2004
FukNut: wanna hear a joke? ok here goes...why did dat fucking chick cross dat fucking road?
Loser: ooh ooh i know i know! actually i don't! why?
FukNut: BECUZ SHE WAS GOING 2 MY PLACE!
Loser: PMSL that's so funny!
pmsl by scemonita February 20, 2003
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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