PMILK

The acronym for everything you need when you leave the house.
P-Phone
M-Money
I-Identification
L-Lipstick/Lipgloss
K-Keys

1: What do I need today?
2: All you need is PMILK

by crinkless March 15, 2008

poilkjmnbuythgfvcxrewdsazq

This is the sign of superior boredom. You have already tried qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp and plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq and qweasdzxcrtyfghvbnuiojklmp so you type the keyboard backwards in three letters from top to bottom. You are almost dead

I was in PE doing some sit ups and I actually just poilkjmnbuythgfvcxrewdsazq ('ed) out. I feel so superiority to other intells.

by Simipom June 4, 2019

pilk

when you mix pepsi with milk

here have some pilk

by dumshiba July 30, 2020

Pilk Day

The day you drink a glass full of pilk (December 14th)

"Here, drink this pilk, its Pilk Day"
"I really love Pilk Day"

by Jygga December 14, 2021

pilk

There are four definitions: pickle milk, Pepsi milk, piss milk, and penis milk.

Person 1: "Yo, I want some pilk."
Person 2: "Which kind? We live in a society, a place that speaks a language. You should use it to specify which kind of milk concoction you fucking want. This is on the same level as the god-forsaken places that use "coke" to mean any soft drink, though it would make sense in both ways if they put cocaine in all their sode. We're done, Gerald, and I'm getting a divorce. Fucking illiterate deadbeat."

by Galactipod October 19, 2021

Karl Pilkington

Producer of London Radio Station XFM. Occasionaly mentioned in comedian Ricky Gervais' live stand-ups and is a discovered talent by comedy writers Gervais and Merchant. Often subject to fair bullying for having an odd-shaped head.

"That Karl Pilkington - the baldy manky roundy headed fella."

"Alrite?"

by Riteous Mango July 19, 2005

poilk

a random word a stranger yelled at me so im making it a definition

you poilk

by poilk February 10, 2022