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Hi, so you are dead inside because something happened, and now you still have that project to do and you just want some how to find support, what do you do? First you went to google, YAY now your problems will be solved by the internet. Next you searched "I'm dead inside", it took you to memes and a song, BOO. You try typing random things to the search bar. And then you reach a word that UrbanDictionary.com has not defined yet so you, are now here adding a definition.

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This is the sign of superior boredom. You have already tried qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp and plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq and qweasdzxcrtyfghvbnuiojklmp so you type the keyboard backwards in three letters from top to bottom. You are almost dead

I was in PE doing some sit ups and I actually just poilkjmnbuythgfvcxrewdsazq ('ed) out. I feel so superiority to other intells.

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Polkaroo

A person who only one member of a group has met, but who is often mentioned in conversation. Whenever this person is scheduled to meet with others in the group, something happens so that they never actually meet.

Origin: The Polkaroo was a character from a children's TV show. The show had two hosts and the running joke was that the Polkaroo only appeared when one particular host had gone to do something. He'd come back and say, "The Polkaroo was here? And I missed him again?"

Jenn: "You're here! Remember that guy I keep telling you about and want you to meet? He was just here for dinner, but he had to leave early."
Amanda: "Oh! He's totally a Polkaroo."

Polkaroo by Canadian Kay November 20, 2013