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Piranhas 

A group of 3 bitches or more, unsatisfied with their sexual life, that go out to a restaurant and just wait for the waiter to make the slightest, simplest mistake to devour him alive. The members of the group consist of the bitchy piranha, the bitchiest piranha, and the nice piranha who is willing to let you live.
PS. any attempt to appeal the bitchy piranhas will result in a catastrophic event, so for your safety and the sake of your tips, try to appeal to the nice piranha only.
Damn! i have a group of piranhas on table 21 that is taking most of my time.
Piranhas by Pinche_patillas October 21, 2010

guess it fought piranhas 

to dissapear entirely or to be seemingly removed from existance.
ex.

dude did you see my ipod
nope, guess it fought piranhas

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026